The Subtle Nerd

True Neutral Is the Coward's Path

$36.00 USD

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Style Tee Crewneck

Color White Black

Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Size guide & measurements

Measurements are in inches. For a flat-garment chart, compare the width and length with a similar garment you own. Body-measurement charts are labeled separately.

Unisex T-Shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001 and 3413 triblend)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

Hoodies and Sweatshirts (Gildan 18500 / 18000)

Measure across the garment under the arms; this width is not your chest circumference. Length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Supplier tolerance: up to 2 inches.

Size	Width, laid flat (in)	Length (in)
S	20	27
M	22	28
L	24	29
XL	26	30
2XL	28	31
3XL	30	32
4XL	32	33
5XL	34	34

Full chart and blank-by-blank measurements: size guide. All sales are final, so please check the measurements before ordering.

Nine alignments. Eight of them commit to something.

True Neutral sits it out and calls that wisdom. This is for everyone who has watched a player refuse to pick a side for four hours and then take credit for the outcome.

Bella+Canvas 3001 in true white or true black, with the ink flipped to match the garment. Printed to order.

Crewneck sweatshirt: Gildan 18000, 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece, ribbed crew neck, cuffs and waistband. Choose Crewneck above and use its garment measurements in the size guide. Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low.

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True Neutral Is the Coward's Path - Crewneck White

Made for the people who catch it

Printed when you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse guessing at your taste. A print that stays put, on something worth putting it on.

True Neutral Is the Coward's Path

$36.00

Eligible wearables: 15% off 3, 20% off 4, 25% off 5
Made to order. Production usually takes 2 to 5 business days; shipping time is additional.

Quantity savings apply only to eligible items. Dresses and leggings are excluded. Cannot be combined with NERDLIFE10.

Printed when you order. Shipping time is additional.

Shipping and returns

Shipping and delivery

Everything is printed once you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse with your name on it. Printing takes 2 to 5 business days.

Delivery after that runs 3 to 5 business days in the US, 5 to 10 to Canada, and 10 to 20 everywhere else.

International orders can pick up customs fees on arrival. Those are set by your country and we have no say in them.

Returns and damages

All sales are final. Every piece is made for you after the order comes in, so there is no shelf to put it back on. That covers size swaps as well, so check the size guide above before you buy, and ask us if you are between sizes.

If it turns up damaged or the print is wrong, that one is on us. Get in touch within a week and we will sort out a replacement.

Need an address changed? Message us quickly. We cannot edit or cancel an order once it is placed, but we will do what we can before it goes to print.