Tortoise Janissary | Unkillable Warrior Tee - Blue Jean
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Tortoise Janissary | Unkillable Warrior Tee

Tortoise Janissary | Unkillable Warrior Tee

Regular price $38.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $38.00 USD
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Size guide & measurements

Garment measured flat, in inches. Sizes run true; if you are between sizes or want a relaxed fit, size up.

Unisex T-Shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001, Comfort Colors 1717)

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235

Tanks and Crops

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S2027
M2228
L2429
XL2630
2XL2831
3XL3032

Full chart including hoodies and sweatshirts: size guide. All sales are final, so please check the measurements before ordering.

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The march never speeds up and it never stops.

Part of the Unkillable line: warrior archetypes handed to animals that have no business wearing the armour, and played completely straight.

Printed big on the chest, two inks, on Pepper and Blue Jean.

Comfort Colors 1717, garment dyed and heavyweight, with the soft broken-in hand those are known for. Roomy through the body. Size down for a closer fit.

Printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low.

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Tortoise Janissary | Unkillable Warrior Tee - Pepper

Made for the people who catch it

Printed when you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse guessing at your taste. Soft cotton, true to size, and a print that stays put.

Tortoise Janissary | Unkillable Warrior Tee

Tortoise Janissary | Unkillable Warrior Tee

$38.00

  • Free US shipping over $79
  • Printed when you order, ships in 3 to 5 days

Free US shipping over $79. Printed when you order.

Shipping and returns

Shipping and delivery

Everything is printed once you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse with your name on it. Orders go out in about 3 days.

Delivery after that runs 3 to 5 business days in the US, 5 to 10 to Canada, and 10 to 20 everywhere else.

International orders can pick up customs fees on arrival. Those are set by your country and we have no say in them.

Returns and damages

All sales are final. Every piece is made for you after the order comes in, so there is no shelf to put it back on. That covers size swaps as well, so check the size guide above before you buy, and ask us if you are between sizes.

If it turns up damaged or the print is wrong, that one is on us. Get in touch within a week and we will sort out a replacement.

Need an address changed? Message us quickly. We cannot edit or cancel an order once it is placed, but we will do what we can before it goes to print.