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The Laser Sword | Retro Space Opera

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Style Tee Tank Hoodie

Color Black Graphite Pepper Navy

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

Size guide & measurements

Garment measured flat, in inches. Sizes run true; if you are between sizes or want a relaxed fit, size up.

Unisex T-Shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001 and 3413 triblend)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Tee (Comfort Colors 1717)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	18.25	26.5
M	20.25	28
L	22	29.5
XL	24	30.75
2XL	26	31.5
3XL	27.75	32.5
4XL	29.75	33.5

Cut boxier and shorter than the standard tee. At S it runs about an inch and a half shorter in the body.

Hoodies and Sweatshirts (Gildan 18500 / 18000)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	20	27
M	22	28
L	24	29
XL	26	30
2XL	28	31
3XL	30	32
4XL	32	33
5XL	34	34

Long Sleeve (Bella+Canvas 3501 and Gildan 2400)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

Premium Hoodie and Sweatshirt (Cotton Heritage M2580 / M2480)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	20	27
M	21	28
L	23	29
XL	25	30
2XL	26.5	31
3XL	28	32

These run small. Order one size up. Printful states that on the blank itself, and it is the only fit warning on any blank the store sells.

Tanks (Comfort Colors 9360)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
XS	16.5	25.25
S	17.5	26.5
M	19.5	28
L	21.25	29.5
XL	23	30.75
2XL	25	31.5
3XL	27	32.5

Dresses (all-over print, Printful 589 / 1476 / 1477)

One table for all three cuts. Midi with Pockets, Cotton T-Shirt and Cotton Skater are built on the same body sizing, so this chart covers every dress we sell. These are body measurements, not the garment. The waist is fitted, so pick the size that fits your largest measurement. Between sizes, size up. Cotton Skater runs XS to 3XL only. Midi with Pockets and Cotton T-Shirt run the full 2XS to 6XL.

Size	Chest (in)	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
2XS	31.5	23.5	34
XS	33	25	35.5
S	34.5	27	37
M	36	28.5	38.5
L	39.5	31.5	41.5
XL	42.5	34.5	45
2XL	45.5	38	48
3XL	49	41	51
4XL	52	44	54.5
5XL	55	47	57.5
6XL	58.5	50.5	60.5

Yoga Leggings (all-over print, Printful 242)

Body measurements. Four-way stretch with a raised waistband. Between sizes, Printful suggests sizing down.

Size	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
XS	25	35.5
S	27	37
M	28.5	38.5
L	31.5	41.5
XL	34.5	45

All-Over Print Unisex Tops (printful 388 / printful 320 / printful 328 / printful 257)

Body measurements, not the garment. One table for the all-over-print hoodie, sweatshirt, men's athletic tee and men's crew neck: they measure identically at every size. Between sizes, size up.

Size	Chest (in)	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
XS	36.22	29.92	37.01
S	37.80	31.50	38.58
M	39.37	33.07	40.16
L	42.52	36.22	43.31
XL	45.67	39.37	46.46
2XL	48.82	42.52	49.61
3XL	51.97	45.67	52.76

All-Over Print Shorts (printful 332 / printful 693)

Body measurements. The recycled athletic and recycled mesh shorts share one scale. Between sizes, size up.

Size	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
2XS	28.35	35.43
XS	29.92	37.01
S	31.50	38.58
M	33.07	40.16
L	36.22	43.31
XL	39.37	46.46
2XL	42.52	49.61
3XL	45.67	52.76
4XL	48.82	55.91
5XL	51.97	59.06
6XL	55.12	62.20

All-Over Print Crop Tee (printful 303)

Body measurement. A cropped cut, so it sits shorter in the body than the other all-over-print tops at the same chest.

Size	Chest (in)
XS	33.07
S	34.65
M	36.22
L	39.37
XL	42.52
2XL	45.67
3XL	48.82

Bella + Canvas 3005 Unisex V-Neck (printful 223)

Garment measurements, laid flat.

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	34	27.75
M	38	28.75
L	42	29.75
XL	46	30.75
2XL	50	31.75

Tultex 245 Unisex Raglan (printful 233)

Garment measurements, laid flat. It runs slightly shorter in the body than the V-neck at the same chest.

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
XS	31	26
S	34	28
M	38	29
L	42	30
XL	46	31
2XL	50	32

Bella + Canvas 6400 Women's Relaxed Tee (printful 360)

Garment measurements, laid flat. A women's cut: the chest matches the unisex tees but the body runs up to 2.75in shorter, so do not size from a unisex tee.

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)	Sleeve Length (in)
S	34	25 1/4	7 3/4
M	38	26	8 1/4
L	42	26 3/4	8 3/4
XL	46	27 1/2	9 1/2

Full chart and blank-by-blank measurements: size guide. All sales are final, so please check the measurements before ordering.

You hear it before you see it, and by then the conversation is over.

The art is painted on darkness and keyed so the garment itself supplies the black, which is why this comes on dark colours only.

Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee. Heavyweight, soft, and it only gets better the more you wash it. Printed to order in the USA. Machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low.

Also comes as a tank and a hoodie. Use the Style picker above. Fabric and fit change with the style, so here is the rest of it. The hoodie is a Gildan 18500. Heavy blend, half cotton and half polyester at 8 oz, so it keeps its shape and does not go thin at the elbows. Double-lined hood, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband. Roomy through the body and true to size. The white runs a little off-white. That is the fabric, not the print.

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The Laser Sword | Retro Space Opera Tee - Pepper

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The Laser Sword | Retro Space Opera

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Shipping and delivery

Everything is printed once you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse with your name on it. Printing takes 2 to 5 business days.

Delivery after that runs 3 to 5 business days in the US, 5 to 10 to Canada, and 10 to 20 everywhere else.

International orders can pick up customs fees on arrival. Those are set by your country and we have no say in them.

Returns and damages

All sales are final. Every piece is made for you after the order comes in, so there is no shelf to put it back on. That covers size swaps as well, so check the size guide above before you buy, and ask us if you are between sizes.

If it turns up damaged or the print is wrong, that one is on us. Get in touch within a week and we will sort out a replacement.

Need an address changed? Message us quickly. We cannot edit or cancel an order once it is placed, but we will do what we can before it goes to print.

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The Laser Sword | Retro Space Opera

The Laser Sword | Retro Space Opera

Unisex T-Shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001 and 3413 triblend)

Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Tee (Comfort Colors 1717)

Hoodies and Sweatshirts (Gildan 18500 / 18000)

Long Sleeve (Bella+Canvas 3501 and Gildan 2400)

Premium Hoodie and Sweatshirt (Cotton Heritage M2580 / M2480)

Tanks (Comfort Colors 9360)

Dresses (all-over print, Printful 589 / 1476 / 1477)

Yoga Leggings (all-over print, Printful 242)

All-Over Print Unisex Tops (printful 388 / printful 320 / printful 328 / printful 257)

All-Over Print Shorts (printful 332 / printful 693)

All-Over Print Crop Tee (printful 303)

Bella + Canvas 3005 Unisex V-Neck (printful 223)

Tultex 245 Unisex Raglan (printful 233)

Bella + Canvas 6400 Women's Relaxed Tee (printful 360)

Made for the people who catch it

The Laser Sword | Retro Space Opera

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