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The Subtle Nerd

Sorry Can't. Deploying.

Sorry Can't. Deploying.

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Deploys go out and then somebody watches the graphs. That somebody is you, on a Thursday night, telling everyone else you are unavailable. Every engineer who has ever babysat a release will read this and nod.

Combed ringspun cotton, unisex sizing, true to size. Order a size up for a roomier fit. Comes in White, Heather Grey and Dusty Blue.

Made to order and shipped in 3 to 5 business days. Nothing is sitting in a bin somewhere. The DTG print stays soft and takes a wash without flaking. Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low.

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Sorry Can't. Deploying.

Made for the people who catch it

Printed when you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse guessing at your taste. Soft cotton, true to size, and a print that stays put.

Sorry Can't. Deploying.

Sorry Can't. Deploying.

$29.50 and up

  • Free shipping on every US order
  • Buy 2 tees, get 1 free
  • Printed when you order, ships in 3 to 5 days

Free shipping on every US order. Buy 2 tees, get 1 free.