Octopus — Three Hearts. Nine Brains. Zero Patience. | Vintage Science Tee

Three hearts, nine brains, and absolutely no interest in your enrichment activities. The octopus solves the puzzle box, then leaves through a gap the size of its eyeball out of pure spite. Vintage science plate for people who respect a smart animal with an attitude.

Combed ringspun cotton, unisex sizing, true to size. Order a size up for a roomier fit. Comes in Athletic Heather, Ash, Natural and White.

Made to order and shipped in 3 to 5 business days. Nothing is sitting in a bin somewhere. The DTG print stays soft and takes a wash without flaking. Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low.