Neutral Evil Hoodie

Neutral Evil does not want chaos and does not want a throne. It wants the outcome, and it will use whatever system gets there. Every table has one player who runs this alignment perfectly and swears their character is just pragmatic. This is their hoodie.

Unisex midweight fleece, cut roomy on purpose. True to size, size up if you want it oversized. Comes in Black and Sport Grey.

Printed after you order, which is why nothing sits in a warehouse. Out the door in 3 to 5 business days. The DTG ink soaks in and stays soft through the wash. Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low.