The Subtle Nerd

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Style Tee Comfort Colors Sweatshirt

Color White Heather Grey Dusty Blue

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Size guide & measurements

Garment measured flat, in inches. Sizes run true; if you are between sizes or want a relaxed fit, size up.

Unisex T-Shirt (Bella+Canvas 3001 and 3413 triblend)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Tee (Comfort Colors 1717)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	18.25	26.5
M	20.25	28
L	22	29.5
XL	24	30.75
2XL	26	31.5
3XL	27.75	32.5
4XL	29.75	33.5

Cut boxier and shorter than the standard tee. At S it runs about an inch and a half shorter in the body.

Hoodies and Sweatshirts (Gildan 18500 / 18000)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	20	27
M	22	28
L	24	29
XL	26	30
2XL	28	31
3XL	30	32
4XL	32	33
5XL	34	34

Long Sleeve (Bella+Canvas 3501 and Gildan 2400)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
XS	16.5	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33
4XL	30	34
5XL	32	35

Premium Hoodie and Sweatshirt (Cotton Heritage M2580 / M2480)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	20	27
M	21	28
L	23	29
XL	25	30
2XL	26.5	31
3XL	28	32

These run small. Order one size up. Printful states that on the blank itself, and it is the only fit warning on any blank the store sells.

Tanks (Comfort Colors 9360)

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
XS	16.5	25.25
S	17.5	26.5
M	19.5	28
L	21.25	29.5
XL	23	30.75
2XL	25	31.5
3XL	27	32.5

Midi Dress with Pockets (all-over print, Printful 589)

These are body measurements, not the garment. The waist is fitted, so pick the size that fits your largest measurement. Between sizes, size up.

Size	Chest (in)	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
2XS	31.5	23.5	34
XS	33	25	35.5
S	34.5	27	37
M	36	28.5	38.5
L	39.5	31.5	41.5
XL	42.5	34.5	45
2XL	45.5	38	48
3XL	49	41	51
4XL	52	44	54.5
5XL	55	47	57.5
6XL	58.5	50.5	60.5

Yoga Leggings (all-over print, Printful 242)

Body measurements. Four-way stretch with a raised waistband. Between sizes, Printful suggests sizing down.

Size	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
XS	25	35.5
S	27	37
M	28.5	38.5
L	31.5	41.5
XL	34.5	45

Full chart and blank-by-blank measurements: size guide. All sales are final, so please check the measurements before ordering.

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Soft, easy to wear, and cut unisex. True to size, so size up for a looser fit. Color range runs white, heather grey, and dusty blue.

We print it once you order it, which means no warehouse full of dead stock. It ships in 3 to 5 business days. DTG printing keeps the design soft to the touch and it survives the laundry. Wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low.

Also comes as a Comfort Colors tee and a sweatshirt. Use the Style picker above. Fabric and fit change with the style, so here is the rest of it. The crewneck is a Gildan 18000. Same 8 oz heavy blend as the hoodie, without the hood or the pocket. Pre-shrunk, classic fit, ribbed collar that holds up. True to size.

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Shipping and returns

Shipping and delivery

Everything is printed once you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse with your name on it. Printing takes 2 to 5 business days.

Delivery after that runs 3 to 5 business days in the US, 5 to 10 to Canada, and 10 to 20 everywhere else.

International orders can pick up customs fees on arrival. Those are set by your country and we have no say in them.

Returns and damages

All sales are final. Every piece is made for you after the order comes in, so there is no shelf to put it back on. That covers size swaps as well, so check the size guide above before you buy, and ask us if you are between sizes.

If it turns up damaged or the print is wrong, that one is on us. Get in touch within a week and we will sort out a replacement.

Need an address changed? Message us quickly. We cannot edit or cancel an order once it is placed, but we will do what we can before it goes to print.

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