I Think, Therefore I Am (Probably) | Philosophy Tee

Descartes was sure about it. You are hedging. That parenthetical is the entire joke, and philosophy majors appreciate the epistemic humility.

Soft combed ringspun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size. Size up one if you want it relaxed and a little longer. Color range runs athletic heather, ash, natural, and white.

Printed to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting on you. Orders ship in 3 to 5 business days. The DTG print stays soft instead of sitting on top like a sticker, and it holds up in the wash. Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low.