Houseplant Protection Society — We're Sorry, Fern | Crest Tee

A memorial crest for every plant that did not make it. You meant well. You bought the moisture meter. Fern died anyway. Plant people laugh and then glance guiltily at the windowsill.

Light, soft combed ringspun cotton in a unisex fit. It fits true to size, so size up for a roomier drape. Color range runs athletic heather, ash, natural, and white.

Made to order and shipped in 3 to 5 business days. Nothing sits in a bin for a year first. The DTG ink soaks into the fabric, so it stays soft and holds up wash after wash. Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low.