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Neutral Evil Hoodie

Neutral Evil Hoodie

$58.00 USD
$58.00 USD
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Color
Size
Fit, fabric & size guide

Black / S

Fabric for this color: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.

Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500

  • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
  • Front pouch pocket

Garment measurements in inches. Lay a similar garment flat and compare. Width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Choose from the sizes offered for your selected style and color above.

WidthLength
SizeLength (in)Width (in)Sleeve length (in)
S272033.5
M282234.5
L292435.5
XL302636.5
2XL312837.5
3XL323038.5
4XL333239.5
5XL343440.5

Care: follow the sewn-in label. Wash printed apparel cold, inside out on a gentle cycle; air dry or tumble dry low. Do not iron the decoration.

Full size guide · Ask for fit help

Made to order: production usually takes 2–5 business days, plus shipping. Delivery details.

Check your garment measurements before ordering. Size exchanges are not offered; ask us for fit help.

Neutral Evil does not want chaos and does not want a throne. It wants the outcome, and it will use whatever system gets there. Every table has one player who runs this alignment perfectly and swears their character is just pragmatic.

Brand mark embroidered on the left chest, Neutral Evil across the back. Roomy midweight fleece, printed to order.

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Neutral Evil Hoodie - Sport Grey

Made for the people who catch it

Printed when you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse guessing at your taste. A print that stays put, on something worth putting it on.

Neutral Evil Hoodie

Neutral Evil Hoodie

$58.00

Quantity savings apply only to eligible items. Dresses and leggings are excluded. Cannot be combined with NERDLIFE10.

Printed when you order. Shipping time is additional.

Shipping and returns

Shipping and delivery

Production usually takes 2–5 business days, plus shipping. Using our published transit estimates, total delivery is approximately 5–10 business days in the US, 7–15 in Canada, and 12–25 elsewhere.

These are estimates, not guaranteed arrival dates. Item, destination, demand and customs can affect timing. Shipping is calculated at checkout. Full shipping information.

Returns and damages

Each item is made to order. Returns or replacements for choosing a different size are not offered. Check the measurements for your selected garment, or ask us for fit help before ordering.

For damage or a print error, contact us within a week with your order number and a photo. Full return policy.