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Paradox Tee

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$48.00 USD
$48.00 USD
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Color
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Fit, fabric & size guide

Crewneck / White / S

Fabric for this color: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.

Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

  • Pre-shrunk
  • Classic fit

The White fabric may appear off-white.

Garment measurements in inches. Lay a similar garment flat and compare. Width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Choose from the sizes offered for your selected style and color above.

WidthLength
SizeLength (in)Width (in)Sleeve length (in)
S272033.5
M282234.5
L292435.5
XL302636.5
2XL312837.5
3XL323038.5
4XL333239.5
5XL343440.5

Care: follow the sewn-in label. Wash printed apparel cold, inside out on a gentle cycle; air dry or tumble dry low. Do not iron the decoration.

Full size guide · Ask for fit help

Made to order: production usually takes 2–5 business days, plus shipping. Delivery details.

Check your garment measurements before ordering. Size exchanges are not offered; ask us for fit help.

Read it, then read it again, and enjoy the small crash it causes. The liar paradox has been breaking logicians since the Greeks and it still fits on a shirt. For people who like a joke that never resolves.

Made to order: production usually takes 2 to 5 business days, plus shipping. Nothing is sitting in a bin somewhere. The DTG print stays soft and takes a wash without flaking. Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low.

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Made for the people who catch it

Printed when you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse guessing at your taste. A print that stays put, on something worth putting it on.

This Statement Is False | Paradox Tee

This Statement Is False | Paradox Tee

$48.00

Quantity savings apply only to eligible items. Dresses and leggings are excluded. Cannot be combined with NERDLIFE10.

Printed when you order. Shipping time is additional.

Shipping and returns

Shipping and delivery

Production usually takes 2–5 business days, plus shipping. Using our published transit estimates, total delivery is approximately 5–10 business days in the US, 7–15 in Canada, and 12–25 elsewhere.

These are estimates, not guaranteed arrival dates. Item, destination, demand and customs can affect timing. Shipping is calculated at checkout. Full shipping information.

Returns and damages

Each item is made to order. Returns or replacements for choosing a different size are not offered. Check the measurements for your selected garment, or ask us for fit help before ordering.

For damage or a print error, contact us within a week with your order number and a photo. Full return policy.