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The Merge Conflict

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The Merge Conflict | Programmer

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Fit, fabric & size guide

Tee / Ivory / S

Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717

100% ring-spun cotton

  • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
  • Garment-dyed
  • Relaxed fit

Garment measurements in inches. Lay a similar garment flat and compare. Width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Choose from the sizes offered for your selected style and color above.

WidthLength
Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717 — inches
SizeLength (in)Width (in)Sleeve length (in)
S26.6218.2516.25
M2820.2517.75
L29.372219
XL30.752420.5
2XL31.622621.75
3XL32.527.7523.25
4XL33.529.7524.625

Care: follow the sewn-in label. Wash printed apparel cold, inside out on a gentle cycle; air dry or tumble dry low. Do not iron the decoration.

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Made to order: production usually takes 2–5 business days, plus shipping. Delivery details.

Check your garment measurements before ordering. Size exchanges are not offered; ask us for fit help.

A merge conflict has all the structure of a horror movie: it arrives at the worst hour, it involves choices you cannot undo, and somebody always loses work. Done up as a vintage horror poster, which is honestly the correct genre for it. Every developer knows the feeling of opening that file.

Choose your garment: Tee — Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight garment-dyed tee; Tank — Comfort Colors 9360 garment-dyed tank; Hoodie — Gildan 18500 pullover. Use the size chart for your selected garment. Machine wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low.

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The Merge Conflict | Programmer

The Merge Conflict | Programmer

$40.00

Quantity savings apply only to eligible items. Dresses and leggings are excluded. Cannot be combined with NERDLIFE10.

Printed when you order. Shipping time is additional.

Shipping and returns

Shipping and delivery

Production usually takes 2–5 business days, plus shipping. Using our published transit estimates, total delivery is approximately 5–10 business days in the US, 7–15 in Canada, and 12–25 elsewhere.

These are estimates, not guaranteed arrival dates. Item, destination, demand and customs can affect timing. Shipping is calculated at checkout. Full shipping information.

Returns and damages

Each item is made to order. Returns or replacements for choosing a different size are not offered. Check the measurements for your selected garment, or ask us for fit help before ordering.

For damage or a print error, contact us within a week with your order number and a photo. Full return policy.