• Uncourtable — Black Tee — front view
  • Uncourtable — Black Crewneck — front view with chest emblem
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Uncourtable

Uncourtable

$40.00 USD
$40.00 USD
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Fit, fabric & size guide

Tee / S

Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717

100% ring-spun cotton

  • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
  • Garment-dyed
  • Relaxed fit

Garment measurements in inches. Lay a similar garment flat and compare. Width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Choose from the sizes offered for your selected style and color above.

WidthLength
SizeLength (in)Width (in)Sleeve length (in)
S26.6218.2516.25
M2820.2517.75
L29.372219
XL30.752420.5
2XL31.622621.75
3XL32.527.7523.25
4XL33.529.7524.625

Care: follow the sewn-in label. Wash printed apparel cold, inside out on a gentle cycle; air dry or tumble dry low. Do not iron the decoration.

Full size guide · Ask for fit help

Made to order: production usually takes 2–5 business days, plus shipping. Delivery details.

Check your garment measurements before ordering. Size exchanges are not offered; ask us for fit help.

The sword is enormous. The bouquet is struggling. A sealed helmet, an unreasonable scarf, and a handful of wilted roses: courtship is going about as well as expected.

The main design is printed on the front of the tee, tank, and hoodie. The crewneck carries the main design on the back, with a small matching emblem on the left chest.

  • Tee: Comfort Colors 1717.
  • Tank: Comfort Colors 9360.
  • Hoodie: Gildan 18500 pullover.
  • Crewneck: Gildan 18000 sweatshirt.

All four styles come in Black, sizes S–3XL. Check the size guide for your chosen garment.

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Uncourtable

Uncourtable

$40.00

Quantity savings apply only to eligible items. Dresses and leggings are excluded. Cannot be combined with NERDLIFE10.

Printed when you order. Shipping time is additional.

Shipping and returns

Shipping and delivery

Production usually takes 2–5 business days, plus shipping. Using our published transit estimates, total delivery is approximately 5–10 business days in the US, 7–15 in Canada, and 12–25 elsewhere.

These are estimates, not guaranteed arrival dates. Item, destination, demand and customs can affect timing. Shipping is calculated at checkout. Full shipping information.

Returns and damages

Each item is made to order. Returns or replacements for choosing a different size are not offered. Check the measurements for your selected garment, or ask us for fit help before ordering.

For damage or a print error, contact us within a week with your order number and a photo. Full return policy.